Sometimes, when you're barking at me and I'm yelling at you, I like to pretend that we're the English writer/Portuguese housekeeper storyline from Love Actually and we're really saying the same things to each other, just in different languages.
I also know it's just a matter of time before I'm sent to live in a group home.
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I'm going to tell you in a wholly dedicated and kind of gross and drooling sort of way how much I FUCKING HEART your sense of humor but this one basically captured it spot fucking on.
No pun intended.
I have conversation with my cat. They carry on depending on the way he looks at me when I talk to him.
My roommates surely think i'm insane.
A matter of time, yes.
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