Things I Tell My Dog

While you don't seem to have any difficulty pooping while you're being watched, I do. Please. Can't you play with your toys for four minutes while I, um, send Wicket back to Endor? Because for two weeks I've had to do it at the gym and I'm reasonably sure that unless this stops, I'm going to get an unfortunate nickname, like Buster Brown or Mudbutt or 'that creepy woman who is always pooping here'.